holdheartfast asked:
I says you reply mOst o the time why only most of the time and it doesn't really give me any incentive to write to you because most people will only reply most of the time ??

I am so sorry if you feel this way but some messages may be inappropriate and therefore unpublishable. So have a nice day in Budapest.

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cloudcuckoolander527: strawberrypatty: seriouslyamerica: Casual holiday reminder that the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face. The Weasley twins are some hardcore little shits. 
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peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via emojied)

cnnbreakingofficial: im actually laughing really hard

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

(via snorlaxatives)

mirobella: this is my favourite thing on the internet look the one on the left is having a casual conversation and then the one on the right just goes and kisses them aND RUNS OFF COS THEY’RE SCARED IF THIS ISN’T THE BEST THING YOU’VE SEEN TODAY DON’T TALK TO ME 

thehobodad:

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

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“awhh. you have grown so much! i remember when you were just a little baby!”

sodamnrelatable:

And I’m like:

WHO ARE YOU??

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